Dad and Dexter in “Unfinished Business”

[Hidden in the dark] Dexter. Son, could you come in here for a moment? I need to talk to you.

And just what is it you want?

[steps out of the shadows like Darth Vader] Dexter. I... am your father!

[shocked] That is not possible! Oh wait, no, you're right.

So join me! Come to the Muffin Side. Do not resist. It is your destiny.

Never!