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Desperate Housewives · Season 4

Parker Scavo and Lynette Scavo in “Now I Know, Don't Be Scared”

MOM! We're gonna bake you a cake when the doctor says your cancer's gone.

Great! Grab this. (hands him a sack of rodent poison)

What's this stuff for?

You know that possum that's been ruining our garden?

(Happily Yeah, me and Preston named him Scruffles!

Don't give him a name, he's not gonna be around much longer.

(concerned) You're not gonna hurt him are you?

Honey, I put up a fence and he burrowed right under it. The man at the garden centre said these are crafty creatures and there's only one way to stop 'em.

So you're gonna kill him?

Sweetie, let me ask you something. If you had to choose between mommy's beautiful garden and a gross, mean, dirty possum, what would you pick?

Scruffles!

Ok, we're done talkin' here. (she grabs the bags from him, leaving him looking a little upset)

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