[Parker rings Mrs. McCluskey's doorbell] Would ya stop ringing that damn... I'm sorry Parker, I thought you where one of those little pissheads that keeps ringing the doorbell and running away. What's on your mind?
I want you to come back and babysit us, the new sitter stinks!
Your folks hired a new sitter?
Yeah, and she thinks carrots are snacks!
Well that's rough. But life's like that sometimes.
It doesn't have to be. If you just told people what happened with your husband, everything could go back to the way it was.
Parker, see those women over there. Nothing I could say could stop those tongues from wagging. I'm sorry kid but I just have to wait this one out
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