Parker, hey, where's your uniform? You've got your game in an hour.
No I don't, I quit.
What?
I hate baseball! Daddy said I don't have to play it anymore.
Well Daddy should've checked with Mommy so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong. Hey, you're playing!
But Mom, I suck! Everybody says so! That's why they made up a fake position for me!
It's not fake. There's not a team I know that can get along without their back-up far right fielder! OK, come on, let's go practice.
[disgruntled] Ohh!
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