What do you mean, you know?
I mean, I know.
What are you saying, that your father actually told you he was gonna be having a one night stand with Edie Britt?
Uh, mom, this wasn't a one night stand. He's been going out with Mrs. Britt for a few months now.
What?! How could you not tell me that? We share everything. That's what we're known for. That's our thing.
Because I knew you'd wig out. Besides, haven't you always told me to respect people's privacy?
Oh, I've never applied that concept to your father's sex life, and you know it.
Are you done?"
No! I have not even begun ripping into Edie Britt yet. Oh, that peroxide vulture. As know as sure as I am standing here that she went after your father just to tick me off.
Wrong again.
What?
He asked her out.
You lie.
It's true. He called her for a date six months ago. The day after my birthday party.
The one at the piano bar?
Yeah. What is it?
Oh, um... Your father just came over that day and told me some stuff. You know, some stuff that I haven't, and can't tell you.
Wait, whatever happened to 'We share everything'? Isn't that our thing, what we're known for?
Um, actually, I think what we're known for is sharing clothes. Yeah, I think that's our thing.
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