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Desperate Housewives · Season 2

Bree, Phyllis Van De Kamp and others in “Next”

(Phyllis has been rude to Bree)

Bree

You are no longer invited to the funeral.

PVPhyllis Van De Kamp

What?!?

Bree

I will have security guards at the door of the church with sticks and they will be assigned to beat you with those sticks if you do so much as enter.

RSReverend Sikes

Bree, this is your grief talking.

Bree

Reverend, if you don't back me up on this, I will take the funeral away from your church.

RSReverend Sikes

Bree!

Bree

I'm not kidding. I will get non-denominational so fast it will make your head spin.

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