I can't believe you had an affair.
Well, you tampering with my birth control pills was a lot worse than that.
We're not very nice people, are we?
No.
When we got married I thought we were gonna be so happy.
Me too. But look on the bright side. At least we're still rich.
Thank God for that.
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