[B.J. shows up for work depressed and with her head covered in a scarf.]
In an impulsive moment of stupidity I've just made myself the victim of public humiliation and ruined my entire life.
B.J., what did you do?!
She's changed her hairdo.
How'd you know?
Because that's just the kind of thing that women do when they come up against a milestone event. They either sell their house or decide to become a therapist . . . or go completely crazy and change their hair. The scarf was a dead giveaway.
Well, thank you, Mary Jo. I came in here feeling like I was stupid. Now I know it's worse . . . I'm a stupid cliche.
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