Oh, Mary Jo. You are just the best girlfriend I've ever had! I mean it! If you were a man I'd marry you. I would!(pondering) But Julia, you know what . . . I would find you very attractive too. It would be a tough decision . . . Mary Jo or Julia. I can't decide! Allison, what do you think?
I think you need a date — bad!!
You think so?
Oh, don't pay any attention to her. She's just mad because none of us want to marry her.
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