Michelle, Erin and others in “Unfinished Business”

Michelle

We totally suit.

Erin

Have you actually met them, Rita, Take That?

No, I can’t stand them, if I’m being honest, but their fans are so thick they’ll buy any old shite, present company included.

Erin

I think you mean “excluded.”

No, no I don’t.

Erin

I see.

Pop music isn’t really my thing, truth be told. It’s all so fucking soulless. Nah. I’m a classical head, all the way, but I’ve been banned from trading at Glyndebourne ever since I absolutely battered that Pavarotti fan, and when I say I battered, I mean intellectually like. I did kick the shit out of him as well. Pavo’s “La Boheme” is very muscular, but for purity of tone, you simply cannot fault Bocelli! I mean, listen to that, girls. Pass the can there.

Erin

The can of… oh, beer. I see.

Erin

Alcoholic beer.

(taking a sip of a beer) Oh, that’s fucking beautiful.

Erin

While driving. Okay. Fine. Good.

Mmm. What a fucking instrument. Glorious!

Erin

Any idea what the speed limit is around here?

Clare

Robie?

Close your eyes, girls, and soak it up.

Erin

Sure, of course, but maybe you could soak it up with your eyes open and, you know, on the road.