As some of you may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year.
Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?
Miss Mallon, please! Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.
Okay, I think we should just move on.
The hairdresser certainly did.
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