Sweet suffering Jesus. It’s the morning already?! What are we gonna do?
Well maybe we could start with calming the fuck down.
Calm down? We’re still on William of Orange, Michelle! We haven’t so much looked at the famine!
We’ve got the gist. They ran out of spuds. Everyone was raging.
Well, I can’t tell my rebellions from my risings.
And whose fault’s that? If your lot had stopped invading us for five fucking minutes, there’d be a lot less to wade through! You English prick.
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