All right?
Boo!
Where’d you get all this?
Fionnula’s cupboard. I think she might have a bit of a problem.
You think Fionnula might have a bit of a problem? Put it away and get back downstairs, now.
Sit yourselves down. Have a wee drink.
No, Michelle. It’s wrong.
So are those ski pants, Clare, but that didn’t stop you pulling them over your hole this morning. Wait for it. (She starts lighting the alcohol as a flaming shots)
Michelle!
Don’t be such a shower of bore bags. (She carries the flaming shots) Sláinte, motherfuckers.
No, no, no, no!
Fuck, fuck, fuck! (She accidentally drops the flaming shots on the floor which makes the fire spreads on the floor to the curtains)
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