Philip quotes from Delta State

Philip

A lot of good he does us, it's like calling a suicide help line and being put on hold.

Philip

Brave knight save beautiful damsel, earns a well deserved… chicken wing!

Philip

You know what they say about starting at the bottom and working your way up? Well, I'm about five stories below the bottom.

Philip

Rifters! Ah man, I thought you were just an ordinary nutcase.

Philip

I had to go out. It was an emergency... Well, I went to go have a shower this morning but we were all out of soap. All we had left was that odorless stuff that Martin bought. So, that means the only smell I’d have would be my own and I’m not that comfortable about how I smell, so I had to go out and buy some cologne.

Philip

Claire! That was my favourite mug! When it got hot, the girl's clothes came off.

Philip

I think they're trying to raise money for homeless...puppets...

Philip

Hello? Right... Yes, no, I didn't forget... No, yes, yes... Yes, I'm on my way... Yes, thank you. I have to go... I'm late with Mrs. Nosek's delivery... When her blood sugar goes up she goes into this coma and her cats start licking her face, and then she gets this rash... and it's just... it's really not pretty... Sorry for boring you with my problems you must be sick of that!

Philip

(Martin and Claire are arguing) I'm just going to go into my room and see if I can find some earplugs to... listen to...

Philip

(When Martin tries to take charge) Damn, I love when you talk like a mission commander.

Philip

Oh, great...reruns...

Philip

Prepare for boot camp in the Delta!

Philip

The Delta State didn’t control us. We controlled it. Neat, huh? Maybe we can learn to use this power to manipulate reality. You know, like control other people and how they feel about you…

Philip

There are probably bears in those woods.

Philip

Rifters are a nice distraction from all the kissing going on over there.