Claire quotes from Delta State

Claire

Oh, woah, woah, wait a minute, yesterday you were lying on the couch, in your sweat pants, all day, watching the monster truck rally on TV and today you’re smelling like a ’84 Chevy behind your ears for Ms. Right? That’s pretty fast work.

Claire

Anyone who wears sunglasses indoors is a dink.

Claire

The Delta State. I am through with it. I’m gonna go back to swimming.

Claire

I am so sorry I didn’t reach the required fun quotient. I’ll really try harder to be more fun!

Claire

(to Luna, regarding Luna and Dan) You guys are so cute. It’s sickening.

Claire

I hate to be the voice of reason but how are we going to time travel?

Claire

How dare you listen into my phone calls?!

Philip

30 million people listened into your phone call. You were on T.V.

Philip

You are so busted. I can’t believe you guys would spy on me.

Claire

It’s not spying. It’s more like chaperoning.

Philip

It was like ... nothing, I dunno. Now that she's back to her old self I guess we just have nothing to talk about. I guess I was attracted to the rifter part.

Claire

It's always the bad girls.

Philip

I guess I'm just attracted to the 'dark side'!

Philip

Don’t pizza guys have to take some kind of oath or something, like neither rain, nor sleet something something?

Claire

That’s the post office, Philip.

Philip

Well, that’s brain dead. I mean, who’s more important: the pizza delivery guy or the mail delivery guy?

Claire

(after having her rifter powers destroyed) : I felt like I wanted to destroy you all.

Philip

Don't worry, we all have times like that.

Philip

What?

Martin

Look, I didn't wanna scare you.

Claire

Well, finding pictures of men in your underwear drawer is scary.

Philip

Vote him off. He had no right to treat her like that.

Claire

How can you watch this drivel?

Philip

Easy, Claire. I open my eyes, I fix them on the little box and the rest just happens.

Philip

We should do something.

Martin

Banks aren’t our jurisdiction. They’ve got other super-crazy-super heroes for that.

Claire

What other crazy-super-crazy heroes?

Martin

I’m sure the mayor’s already activated his bat signal or something.

Philip

How come we don’t have a bat signal?