Deep Space Nine · Season 5
You are no hero to the Empire!
I will be. I've been thinking about my statue in the Hall of Warriors. I want it to capture my essence. Our statues can be so generic, don't you think?
I take it whatever your plan is, you've already set it in motion?
I see myself standing with Kirk's head in one hand...and a tribble in the other.
Before we left, I realized there was one last thing I had to do. Something I'd been thinking about ever since I saw that ship on the viewscreen...
[in the past, Sisko hands a tablet to Captain Kirk on the Enterprise Bridge]
Excuse me, Captain. Here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval.
Lieutenant... Ah, Lieutenant...?
Benjamin Sisko, sir. I've been on temporary assignment here. Before I leave, I just want to say... It's been an honor serving with you, sir.
Alright, Lieutenant, carry on.
Thank you, sir.
[in the present...]
Now... if you want to put a letter of reprimand in my file for that, then go ahead.
(after Dulmer and Lucsly have left) Did you tell them?
They didn't ask. I'm open to suggestions, people.
Dax (lamely): We could build another station...?
(We see Quark, in much the same situation that K-7's bartender was left in, with one tribble perched on his head and hundreds more scattered throughout the bar)
Do not hug me.
Interesting that a simple tailor should just happen to have a high-level security code.
Yes, isn't it? And if my nose didn't hurt so much, I'd tell you a fascinating story about how I came to possess it.
I see I'm going to have to add the word "pickpocket" to your resume.
It's only a hobby.
I'm not trying to rescue you, I'm taking you along as emergency rations. If you die, I'm going to eat you.
I'll do the cleaning on the odd-numbered days; you do the cleaning on the even days.
We're going to clean every day?
No, just the odd and even ones.
Healthy body, healthy mind.
Please, Nog. No cliches before breakfast.
There is an ancient Klingon proverb that says, "You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer."
I do not smirk. But if I did, this would be a good opportunity.
Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition Number 111: "Treat people in your debt like family—exploit them."
By the Prophets, Odo, I wasn't even sure you were a life-form.
I wasn't sure about you, either.
If it wasn't for me, you'd still be sitting on a shelf somewhere in a beaker labeled 'unknown sample'."
"If it wasn't for me, you'd be a nobody. Starfleet wouldn't hire you to judge a science fair!"
[Sisko is trying to arrest a former security officer turned traitor]
Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me?
No.
Please do.
[broadcasting a message to the Maquis] To all members of the Maquis resistance: this is Captain Sisko of the USS Defiant. In response to the Maquis's use of biogenic weapons in their recent attacks, I am about to take the following action. In exactly one hour, I will detonate two quantum torpedoes that will scatter trilithium resin in the atmosphere of Solosos Three. I thereby will make the planet uninhabitable to all human life for the next fifty years. I suggest evacuation plans begin immediately.
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