Still the man of mystery.
Oh, you wouldn't have me any other way.
S2 E22The Wire
Well, in my medical opinion, it's sick.
(to Jadzia Dax) I'm a doctor, not a botanist!
Doctor, has anyone ever told you that you are an infuriating pest?
Chief O'Brien—all the time, and I never pay any attention to him either!
And so they exiled you.
That's right! And left me to live out my days with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with you.
I'm sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company.
Oh, I did! And that's the worst part. I can't believe that I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug sanctimonious face.
Try not to yell at any more admirals for a while.
I wasn't yelling. I was expressing my opinion loudly.
"How'd you like to earn a little extra latinum? Maybe enough to buy yourself a promotion?"
BBoheeka
"You have my undivided attention.""Quark, you idiot!"
"Is something wrong?"
BBoheeka
"Is something wrong?! I'm ruined! My career is over!"
That Cardassian Quark was talking to, Boheeka. I suppose he really did have a reason to fear the Obsidian Order."
Everyone has reason to fear the Order.
What I want to know is: out of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?
My dear doctor...they're all true.
Even the lies?
Especially the lies.
S2 E23Crossover
I'm Kira Nerys.
IIntendant
That makes two of us.
We've got ships from here to New Bajor looking for the two of you. Where have you been?
Through the looking glass, Commander.
S2 E24The Collaborator
285: “No good deed ever goes unpunished.”
S2 E25Tribunal
KOKeiko O'Brien
Didn't you bring the holocam?
Was I supposed to?
KOKeiko O'Brien
You said you were going to.
Did I?
KOKeiko O'Brien
Last night, when we were going over the list in bed.
Not me. I was dead as soon as my head hit the pillow.
KOKeiko O'Brien
You talked to me for a half hour.
No, there must have been someone else in bed with us.
I've been told that I've already been charged, indicted, convicted, and sentenced. What would I need with a lawyer?
Ah, Mister O'Brien, if it seems immodest of me, I apologize, but the role of Public Conservator is key to the productive functioning of our courts. I'm here to help you concede the wisdom of the state, to prepare you to accept the inevitable with equanimity. There is an old Cardassian expression: “Confession is good for the soul.” But it's also good for the populace to see people like you confess. It makes them feel better about themselves. It makes their lives more bearable.
So that's what this is all about? Make the people of Cardassia feel better, huh?
No, no, no, but that's not a bad side effect.
Have you ever won a case?
Winning isn't everything.
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