Quark, Odo and others in “Blaze of Glory”

Quark

Did you catch him?

Odo

We caught him. Or rather, Major Kira caught him.

Kira

I didn't really do anything. I was in the Bajoran shrine, meditating, and he burst in, stark naked, fell to his knees, crying out to the Prophets for protection!

Bashir

Morn, of all people. Who would've thought he'd just snap like that?

Odo

Certainly not me. Which leads me to wonder, what could have pushed him over the edge? [looks pointedly at Quark]

Quark

Why are you looking at me? I'm the victim here! [Odo scoffs] He hit me with a bar stool!

Kira

Why did he hit you?

Quark

I don't have the faintest idea.

Kira

Think harder.

Odo

Witnesses say you were talking to him right up until the moment he went berserk.

Quark

Of course I was talking to him. That's what bartenders are supposed to do—talk to their customers.

Kira

What exactly was it that you were talking to him about?

Quark

All I said was that the military personnel on this station were starting to look a little nervous. When they get nervous, I get nervous.

Odo

And that's all you said?

Quark

Basically. [beat] I might've done some harmless theorizing.

Bashir

About what?

Quark

Oh, something like it was only a matter of time until the Dominion launched a full-scale assault on the Federation, and when that happened, this station would undoubtedly be their first target. [long pause] And I might've idly suggested that there wasn't a chance in hell of any of us getting out of here alive.

Odo

And that's when Morn hit you with a bar stool and ran onto the Promenade screaming, "We're all doomed"?

Quark

...Some people just don't react well to stress.