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Deep Space Nine · Season 4, Episode 16

Julian Bashir and Miles O'Brien in “Bar Association”

What you have there is a sebaceous cyst.

I know it's a cyst, but it's getting bigger.

There's nothing to worry about. Dermatalogically speaking, you're perfectly healthy.

Oh, I'm perfectly healthy, except I've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now either I paint a nose, eyes, and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads, or you take it off.

I'll get you some paint.

Julian! Get it off me!

Alright, alright. But you know what they say: two heads are better than one.

Julian, I'm waiting!

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