“Bar Association” quotes from Deep Space Nine

Julian Bashir

What you have there is a sebaceous cyst.

Miles O'Brien

I know it's a cyst, but it's getting bigger.

Julian Bashir

There's nothing to worry about. Dermatalogically speaking, you're perfectly healthy.

Miles O'Brien

Oh, I'm perfectly healthy, except I've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now either I paint a nose, eyes, and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads, or you take it off.

Julian Bashir

I'll get you some paint.

Miles O'Brien

Julian! Get it off me!

Julian Bashir

Alright, alright. But you know what they say: two heads are better than one.

Miles O'Brien

Julian, I'm waiting!

211: “Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success—don't hesitate to step on them.”

Rom

“Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.”

[threatening Rom's union members] If this was Ferenginar, I'd have you all taken to the spire of the Tower of Commerce, displayed to the crowds in the Great Marketplace below, then shoved off! One! By! One! Small children would bet on where you would land, and your spattered remains would be sold as feed mulch for gree-worms!