Can I ask where you were last night?
JMJoel Maurice
I was here.
Alone?
JMJoel Maurice
No. I telephoned Beyonce, she came over and we had a wild night of hot, passionate sex.
I see, and this Beyonce can vouch for that, can she?
[Later, outside]
I can't believe you don't know who Beyonce is!
Why people can't just give a simple answer to a simple question, I'll never know.
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