Dead Ringers quotes

Abu Musab al-Safari and the Iraqi detergents are vanished.

Yassir Crackerjack and the Polyunsaturated people.

As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program.

Al-Kapowwow

The listeners understand, John, and Gordon Brown agrees with this and you've had your say, that in so far as this policy is implemented if I can get a word in edgeways and the whole Cabinet is behind this…

I never said I was the Queen. This was twisted by the media back into the order in which I said it.

Look, simply Blair has lost touch with the people! (Beat) Oh dear I almost made sense there!

And that's the end of the whole affair. And by affair I don't mean affair so will you quiet down, Pauline!

I used the funds for my large volume of important work (Beat) and my wife's volume of important hair

It is with deep regret and double chin that I announce this.

He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. More on that story later.

I swear you're just like a pill. Instead of making me better you're making me ill. More on that story later.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot, I predict a riot, I predict a riot. More on that story later.

I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you, at the gay bar, gay bar. More on that story later.

You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot — happy Christmas, your arse, I pray God it's your last. More on that story later.