The listeners understand, John, and Gordon Brown agrees with this and you've had your say, that in so far as this policy is implemented if I can get a word in edgeways and the whole Cabinet is behind this…
“John Prescott”
I never said I was the Queen. This was twisted by the media back into the order in which I said it.
Look, simply Blair has lost touch with the people! (Beat) Oh dear I almost made sense there!
And that's the end of the whole affair. And by affair I don't mean affair so will you quiet down, Pauline!
I used the funds for my large volume of important work (Beat) and my wife's volume of important hair
It is with deep regret and double chin that I announce this.
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