“Kirsty Wark” quotes from Dead Ringers

He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. More on that story later.

I swear you're just like a pill. Instead of making me better you're making me ill. More on that story later.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot, I predict a riot, I predict a riot. More on that story later.

I've got something to put in you, I've got something to put in you, at the gay bar, gay bar. More on that story later.

You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot — happy Christmas, your arse, I pray God it's your last. More on that story later.

I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to. I think you are really fit. You're fit but my gosh don't you know it. More on that story later.

It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. More on that novel later.

My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel.. More on that story later.

I want money, that's all I want, just give me money. More on Jeremy Paxman's new salary demands later, but first…

My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. More on that story later

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like: It's better than yours. Damn right. It's better than yours. More on that story later.

Push me, and touch me, so I can get my satisfaction. More on that story later.

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no. More on that story later.

I've had the same jeans on for four days now. More on that story later.

And i would walk five hundred miles, and i would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall at your door. More on that story later.