My fellow watermelons…
George W. Bush
My fellow pelicans…
My fellow umbrellastands…
My fellow sea-beavers…
My fellow ostriches…
My fellow Bulgarians…
My fellow Abi Titmuses…
My fellow Algorithms…
My fellow Merkins…
My fellow crustaceans...
You must remember that Al-Qaeda therapists despise the American way of life, and everything you and I hold to be queer…
Today the Iraqi people will be voting — whether they are Sonnies or Chers.
The Iraqi people can look forward to a future free of intimidation and violins.
Former President, Bill Clitoris…
My fellow cabinet members, Donald Rumsfeld and Basmati Rice…
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