[Mason practices at being the world's most incompetent shell game actor.]
You know why people play the shell game?
Because they think they can beat the odds.
Wrong. They think they can beat you. They think they're smarter than you. [pause] In this case, they're right.
I'm smarter than you think.
You smart enough to play stupid?
I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
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