I know this is cliché to hate your boss but you're a real dickweed.
What you're feeling right now, the rage and frustration all knotted together, binding everything from your head to your digestive tract? That's my life with you.
So, uh, do you hear a lot of voices?
No, just one. I call him the Shepherd.
Does he tell you what to do?
Well, he doesn't control me. He spends most of his time yelling at me and making me feel stupid.
Hmmm... maybe it's my mother.
I knew it, you're Death.
No no. I'm just a small cog in the system.
Then Rube is Death.
No Rube is...middle management.
[voiceover] I'm not a big fan of weddings, but a job is a job. So I sat there watching those 50 happy people gathered to celebrate a marriage, dressed in their Sunday best, about to hear some priest's flowery words about the joining together of two souls, uniting as one... blah, blah, blah, blah... until death do them part, which would be in about 11 minutes.
What is it you wanted to say?
I just wanted to kiss you.
No...No way. I can't.
[Ronnie leans in and kisses George.]
[voiceover] It was my first post-death kiss. That alone made it memorable.
Actually, I came to say good-bye.
[voiceover] It was also my first post-death kiss-off.
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