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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Dave, Mecha-Dave and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dave

It's a trick! I'm Dave! He's the fake, and I'll prove it! [On his knees.] Please don't hurt me, oh, please, please, please, please!

MDMecha-Dave

This proves nothing. [Also on his knees.] Please do not hurt me. For being hurt is unpleasant.

Oswidge

Which is the true dave, and which the machine? No man can say.

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