Dave and Candy in “Unfinished Business”

Dave

You want me to beat up your friend, Cheesette, because she gave you a fishclock?

Candy

For my birthday! Can you imagine!? She knew I wanted a cute top to go with all the other cute things I have that make me look cute!

Dave

Hey, why don't you just buy her something super nice, and make her feel really guilty?

Candy

I like it! And it allows me to punish her by using my awesome shopping powers!