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Dave the Barbarian · Season 1, Episode 15

Storyteller, Mortaad and others in “Unfinished Business”

SStoryteller

Throughout history, there have been many great barbarian heroes: Kronkaz the Smasher, Mortaad the Ridiculer-

MMortaad

Hey! Pizza face!

SStoryteller

Sheebor, the Stomper on Things Until They're Squished Into Mushy Paste-

SSheebor

Ha! Are you paste yet?

FUFlat Ugly Monster

Not... Quite.

SStoryteller

These mighty heroes have been honored in the most ancient and venerable of old art forms.

Fang

One pack of Famous Barbarian Trading Cards, please. [Shouting.] Or I'll crush you like a grape!

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