Darkwing Duck · Season 1
Drat! My battery must be low.
[sarcastically] Oh, good going, Sparky.
[Megavolt angrily gets in Quackerjack's face after being called that.]
[repeated line] Don't call me "Sparky"!
Nice shootin', Quackie. [laughs] But, isn't the fire engine supposed to spray water?
Of course not! Then it would be a water engine!
[Quackerjack and Megavolt are panicking as the city burns around them. Darkwing arrives.]
Oh, it's Darkwing Duck!
We're saved!
Oh, quick, do something!
No problemo.
Yay! Hooray!
After all, if there's one thing a fire's good for...[pulls cape away to reveal wienies in his hand] it's toasting Krazy Kevin's Classic Cocktail Wienies. [puts on headphones and toasts wienies over fire] You guys should try this, really. You'll love them. Mmm, mmm, mmm!
[Megavolt and Quackerjack cry.]
[suddenly being brought back to his senses] Who what when where and sometimes why?
We are the team that flaps in the night! We are the beaters that scramble your eggmen! We are-
[They get caught by a net.]
Really dumb.
[To lightbulbs he's just stolen] There! Run! Be free! Frolic in the wilderness!
Do you have any idea what you just did?!
No need to thank me!
Thank you?!
You're welcome!
That lady in the cape almost killed us! You're supposed to protect the city from people like that!
I know, I know, I'm sorry! I- I tried to stop her before, but she... wait a minute, you're the villain! I'm not supposed to apologize to YOU! I'm supposed to SMASH you!
Unfortunately, the only one about to get hurt was someone very important to me: Me.
That's the trouble with being a villain. The heroes always have to win!
There are a thousand stories in the city of St. Canard. Some are mundane, some exotic, some stranger than others. But one thing remains the same: I'm in all the good ones.
It's just that sort of talk that drove me out of the toy business and into the loony bin!
You really are quite mad, aren't you? I like that in a clown.
You've got to save me! If I stay here any longer, I'll go crazy!
'Go'?
Well, you wouldn't hold a little thing like sanity against a guy, would ya? Besides, if we're going to get out of here, we're going to have to team up.
Team up with you? That's a laugh!
[offscreen] MWAHAHAHAHA!
No, that's a laugh.
Quackerjack... let's get ridiculous!
Say, fellas, maybe this is part where we show him love and kindness, and he vows to mend his evil ways.
Eh... naaah!
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