I've said too much.
Oh, don't worry. You won't remember.
Remember what?
Remember to powder your nose.
S2 E15Fuhgeddaboudit
That is so exciting. But, Max, you have to be careful. Those guys are dangerous.
Oh, it's cool. I'm genetically engineered. I can totally kick their asses.
Logan, I think there's something Alec wants to say to you.
Yeah, Logan. I just wanted to say that I understand why Max admires you so much. Sometimes I wish I had more of a purpose in life.
Logan, is there something you want to say to Alec?
Well, it's just that sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit and it must be nice to be a happy-go-lucky sociopath. I kind of envy you.
Oh! Group hug! [they hug]
What the hell is going on over there?
Do my ears deceive me? Monty Cora rides again?
I'm back, baby.
Oh! Oh! Lovely! Do you know how long I've been waiting to hear this? This right here -- magnificence. Shirtless muscle rippling, sweat flying off him like a thousand points of light.
He's one of my bigger fans.
You're my hero. I live to serve you. I had this dream about you the other night. You were this Roman gladiator and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women and I was your tiny little valet. I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful golden muscles--
Hot run! Fourth and Main.
You're about to get dead, Dougie. You were on thin ice with the boss already, and that's before you lost him a lot of money. You go with them, you're gonna end your night in cement shoes.
SGSecond Gangster
"Cement shoes"? Who talks like that?
Ouch. What happened to your eye?
Craziest thing. Woke up this morning and it was just there. No idea how it happened.
Seems to me like you slipped in the shower and banged yourself on the shampoo caddy. Must've hurt like the dickens.
That's so weird.
What?
That's exactly what happened. Slipped in the shower, banged my head on the shampoo caddy. Hurt like the dickens.
My turn now bitch.
What'd you just call me?
You heard me, B, I, T, C...
Oh, look at that. The ring girl just lost her top.
Yeah... [he turns to look anyway and Max kicks him in the 'crown jewels', she gently pushes his head and he falls to the ground]
Ooops. [Guy in charge comes into the ring an announces that Max is the new champ]
How'd you know I'd win?
'Cause girls kick ass. That's what the T-shirt says, right?
Can I get a drink?
You okay?
Yeah, except I think Mia put the whammy on me again because I have no idea what we just talked about.
S2 E16Exposure
Alec [to Max]: What are the chances he stumbles across an actual Manticore alum that's stupid enough to let him snap a shot?
Hey, guys. [Snaps a picture of them on his way out]
Max [to Alec]: You were saying?
What are you doing with Ray?
PPriestess
What is necessary.
Could you be a little more specific? 'Cause I left my copy of Wacky Cult Rituals for Dummies at home.
OOtto
We're looking for one of your messengers. Male, early twenties, long hair, ratty clothes.
Uh, tragically, sir, you've just described every young man in my employ.
BBoy
Want me to put you down?
Depends. If you hold me up here long enough, will your head explode?
S2 E17Hello, Goodbye
I wandered all over the hospital looking for you with the back of my gown open.
Love sucks.
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