[last scene of the series; Daria and Jane are conducting one of the middle school student tours]
Now, over here is the lunchroom. As middle school veterans, you already know that this is the center for spitballs, laughing milk up through your nose, and food poisoning of every variety.
Who here wants to slip me a 20 to point out the popular table so you can start fighting for a seat now?
[the kids look on, confused by what they're hearing]
Okay. Let's move on to Hell and Purgatory, also known as the gym and locker rooms.
Where, for 20 bucks, I'll show you which showers haven't been peed in... to my knowledge.
[now the kids look shocked]
My friend is just kidding you, of course. They've all been peed in. [she and Jane then begin leading the students towards the gym] Now, as we head for the gym, take special note of the fine industrial grade lockers, which make the perfect noise when you bang your head against them.
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