Quinn and Helen in “Unfinished Business”

Quinn

And my Language Arts substitute wouldn't stop talking about this stupid novel he's writing!

Helen

Mm-hmm...

Quinn

About some professor who dates a budding child woman because he wants to blossom her.

Helen

Mm-hmm...

Quinn

And then he started acting out his stupid book for us, stroking Tiffany's hair and telling her about his anguished soul...

Helen

Mm-hmm... what?! He was stroking Tiffany's hair?!

Quinn

I know! Like Tiffany would ever date someone who wore a tweed jacket.

Helen

Daria! Get me the... [she takes the phone away from Daria where this was headed moments earlier] Thank you.