But Rita, if Erin never loved him, why'd she marry him in the first place? [pause] Once he gave her herpes she didn't think anyone else would want her? Oh Lord, Rita, it's a new millennium. When will people get rid of these outmoded ideas about sex? [to Quinn] Where's your sister?
In her room.
Is Tom with her?
Mom! I'm not J. Edgar Winter!
Talk to your aunt! [runs up the stairs]
Hello? [pause] It's Quinn, Aunt Rita. Well, of course she should divorce him, he's short!
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