So that wasn't so difficult, was it?
Which part -- the hair coloring or the accusation of betrayal?
Oh, Daria, look, forget it. I imagined the whole thing.
That's right.
Okay! Now, on to more important stuff. [removes the shower cap, revealing jagged orange blotches instead of smooth blonde stripes] Am I striped yet?
[wide-eyed] Um, no, not quite yet.
Is anything happening up there?
Uh... you know, I think I should probably get home.
Aw, come on! Don't you want to stick around for the fun? [gets up and heads over to a mirror]
Definitely not.
Come on, Daria, you must want to see-- [looks herself at the mirror] aah! What did you do to me?
I told you I was no good at this!
Can't you paint a lousy stripe?
I don't... I...
You did this on purpose! To take Tom away from me!
What?!
Get out of here, Daria!
Let me fix it!
How?
I don't know!
[angrily] JUST... GET... OUT!
[Daria sadly leaves Jane's house]
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