You shouldn't make fun, Daria. There are some mysteries that are just beyond our knowledge.
Like the fact that the human ego is bloated enough to believe the force that created the universe gives a crap about our blowouts.
You wouldn't say that if your life were touched by an angel!
No, I'd be too busy suing for sexual harassment.
Daria! Don't even joke like that. Angels are everywhere; they can hear you.
Then I'm going to my room so we can talk about you behind your back. [exits]
Some people just won't listen to logic.
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