Dr. Bacon, Quinn and others in “Unfinished Business”

All right, Morgendorffers. I've analyzed the data from your individual sessions and I realized what we need to do.

Quinn

Finally, facials.

Actually, I think we need to wear each others faces for a while.

Quinn

Eww! Like that movie with that guy and that other guy?

Daria

Can I do the surgery?

No, no, no. I'm talking about a little role-playing.

Daria

I'll play the role of the crazed surgeon. Scalpel?

I mean, why don't you try being each other.

Daria

Aww.

[to Daria] Do you have a problem with that, Helen?

Quinn

I think she was still being Daria.

Why don't you be Daria?

Quinn

Oh, God, just throw me in front of a train, why don't you.

Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Give it a try.

Quinn

I just did.

Oh.

Daria

I am not suicidal.

All right, Daria. Now can you be Quinn?

Daria

Okay, now I'm suicidal.