Honey, Terry Perry Barlow wants to talk to you. Can you believe it?
There's so much about this day I can't believe.
Say, Darlene, would alligator wrestling get you into a restaurant?
Of course it would!
That depends. Is there a restaurant next door with cock fights?
[laughs] Darlene, you're sharp. You remind me of me.
Yeah! Uh, me too.
You two like ballooning?
Ballooning? Like up in the air?
These conferences are dull as dirt. Let's sneak off tomorrow morning for a spin in my balloon. We can be back in time for the keynote address.
Way up in the air? Sounds great... [nervous laugh] Yeah, that'll be fun. Right, Daria?
More fun than a barrel of alligators.
Daria? [shrugs] Okay. Meet me out front at 5:00 A.M. [Terry exits]
I thought you were afraid of heights.
Oh, uh, that was a long time ago.
[Jake's flashback]
Well, Morgendorffer, the other cadets are going to turn in. They're all tuckered out from laughing at your cowardice. Guess I'll have to leave you here for the night. By the way, your father called and I told him all about it. He says don't bother coming home for Easter. [drill instructor exits]
Help me?
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