[Jake's voice from the bathroom]
Is anybody out there? I am the only on left in the house?
If I help you with the first question, would you try to do the second one on your own?
Daria! Thank God! Your mother is at a work thing, your sister is at a school thing...I thought I'd be stuck in here forever!
Ok, listen closely: There's a knob on the door. Turn it counterclockwise.
We're out of toilet paper, kiddo. Can you believe it?
Oh, well I'll grab some from downstairs.
There isn't any downstairs. That's why I came up here.
I see. Walking away now with too much information.
Kiddo, could you hurry over to Drugs N' Stuff and pick up a few rolls?
I get stuck on the hurry part.
Damn it. How in hell would Helen handle this? How in hell would Helen... hey, I bet that's one of those backwards-and-forward things! No, I guess not.
I can hear you, you know. And she'd offer me a bribe.
Yeah! If you can make it back in 15 minutes, I'll give you five bucks.
A decent bribe.
Twenty!
You're on. See you in a few minutes. [leaves]
Hurry, kiddo! This Teenage Superstars magazine is only 64 pages!
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