Daria and Jane in “Unfinished Business”

Daria

Next, we have reason number 17; Endangering a minor. The Teen Fashion Extravaganza reinforces the false notion that all you need to survive is a credit card and a pair of ankle boots. This misapprehension could prove fatal should Quinn ever find herself stranded in the wild.

Jane

Although, not if she's stranded in the Wild Pair.

Daria

You know I'm gonna fail at this. They'll say Quinn has to learn by making her own mistakes...outside the house. Freeing up the phone for my mother's cavalcade of obsessive business calls.

Jane

Why, oh why can't she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom?

Daria

I'm gonna head home. I wanna see if they delivered my hydrocephalic skull replica.

Jane

Wait. It's time for the moment of truth. [she steps out of her closet with her hair up in a bun and wearing a light-blue mini-skirt, a red sleeveless top with a bare midriff, and a pair of clunky sandals] So, like do I look conventional, or whatever?

Daria

[gets scared] Ahhh!