Daria and Jane in “Unfinished Business”

Daria

I just picked what I'm gonna fail at -- getting Quinn grounded so she can't go to that thing.

Jane

Excellent.

Daria

This way, if I blow the assignment and Quinn is grounded, I still win.

Jane

Okay. Now you gotta help me to pick something to fail at; something really impresive that doesn't required any effort of any kind.

Daria

How about performing brain surgery on Kevin?

Jane

I said no effort. Finding that brain could take weeks.

Daria

Then...how about being conventional: looking and acting like anybody else. It would take you no time to fail at that.

Jane

What are you saying? That I'm some kind of freak of nature?

Daria

Define of nature.