[Daria struggles to drive on a busy freeway]
Tense?
No, there's a lot of stuff going on. You have no idea how complicated driving is.
It's not that hard.
How would you know? [a tractor-trailer whizzed by blowing it's horn at her] Dah! A giant truck!
Pull over, Daria.
[Daria pulls over and Quinn starts to drive]
I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm letting you do this. I can't believe we're doing this. Hey, when did you learn to drive?
God, Daria, what do you think people do on dates?
Aren't you terrified?
It's all about attitude. You're too timid, Daria. I could do this all day.
Actually, I wouldn't mind if...
Your turn. [pulls car over]
But you just started. [sees hitchhiker approaching] No way! We are not picking up some insane, murdering serial killer. How reckless can you get?
He's not a killer. I recognize him. It's... Sandi's cousin from Memphis.
Mom and Dad would crucify us.
[sarcastically] Right, but taking the car out for a hundred-mile joyride won't bother them at all. Face it, Daria, you're already accessorizing.
You mean, I'm an accessory?
Whatever. Look, lighten up. You drive and I'll keep him from murdering us.
Howdy! I sure do appreciate this.
You're not going to murder us, are you?
Shoot, no.
See? All you have to do is ask.
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