Say, uh, Jane... I know you're Daria's best friend and... well, she's so hard to talk to these days. I was wondering...
Maximum of three questions. No betrayals. Immunity from prosecution. And, uh, talk your wife into finding a new speed-walking route.
Done! Age?
17.
Uh... height?
5 foot 2.
Mm-hmm. Favorite color?
BBoth
Black.
Oh, that's too obvious. Can I have another one?
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