Mrs. Morgendorffer? This is Jane, Daria's friend.
Jane, do you need an attorney? I don't do criminal work but I'll get you someone. Don't say anything to anyone until we get over there.
No, no. I'm looking for Daria.
[split-screen between Jane and Helen]
Daria? Why are you calling here?
She told me she was going to talk to you about the way they're treating her at work.
Really?
They probably haven't let her off yet. I bet she's still in the back room, bagging nuts.
What?! In the back room? How is she going to improve her social skills there?
Yeah, that's the thing. She's the senior employee at the nut stand, and the most qualified, but for some reason her male co-worker is the one they've got behind the counter.
What?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted one of Jake's sleazy contacts. [groans in frustration]
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