You're that girl from Quinn's house.
Are you getting counseling, too?
[trance-like] I'm the counselor. It's volunteer work... to help the socially... challenged.
You're going to counsel me? Of course. It's some kind of cosmic payback for being too ironic. Okay. Is this going to take long?
[begins reading very slowly] "You... too... can learn to... make..."
Yes?
"... friends. Making... friends..."
Why don't I read that to myself? That way, we can both be out of here before we graduate.
"Making friends... is..."
[taps foot impatiently] Fun? Interesting? Impossible?
"... important. Friends can be... very..."
[clock ticks from 3:00 to 3:01]
Useful? Supportive? Purple? What?!
You made me lose my place. [grunts softly in frustration] Let's see... "Making friends... is... important..."
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