Cool thoughts... a river running to the ocean... far from here...
[knocks on the window] So, you'll help us, right?
Why not? I'm obviously having some kind of nervous breakdown. I'll just ride it out and see where it takes me, Zelda Fitzgerald-style.
Daria, something's wrong with Mom and Dad. Daria, who are you talking to?
Uh...my imaginary friend?
[from her room] Okay, I'll come back.
The girl mustn't know about us!
Right, because you can't be seen by other mortals.
No! It'd be having to talk to the little twit that'd drive us crazy!
You know, you're getting kind of heavy...
Shut up, you bloody...IDIOT!
[Cupid drops St. Patrick's Day with a loud thud]
What was that?
My imaginary friend fell down.
God, Daria. Even your imaginary friends are embarrassing.
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