Daria, this is my stepmom, Ashley-Amber. Do you recognize her?
I think so, but it's so hard to remember your childhood nightmares clearly.
She was the poster model for St. Peter Girl beer.
[from memory] "I'll cure what 'ales' you." [giggles]
Ooh, isn't she great?
It's hard to believe she's real.
Come on, I'll introduce you to my dad.
He's not the Maytag repairman, is he?
I don't think so.
[Daria and Brittany enter Steve Taylor's study]
Dad, this is my classmate, Daria.
Hey, Daria. Steve Taylor. Always glad to meet one of Britt's friends. [shakes hands with Daria] You like cosmetics? I'll get you into a focus group. The pay is a joke but there's free lip gloss out the ying yang. Good stuff, too. They try it on cats first. You meet my wife? Boy, was she a knockout when she was young.
[Brian runs through hall, laughing]
My pompoms!
That's my Pebble Beach hat, you little turd! Gerald Ford sold me that hat!
[Brittany and Steve run after Brian]
Hi. How are you?
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