[a home video is playing on TV: Daria as a young child and Quinn as a toddler are seated at a table wearing party hats, each seated on on either side of a birthday cake with three candles; when Daria goes to blow out the candles, Quinn blows them out first]
Hey! You're ruining my birthday cake!
[in the living room, Daria and Quinn are seated on one sofa, Jake on another, watching the video]
If only that were all she ruined.
[on the video, a long-haired Helen enters the frame]
Make her stop!
Oh, Daria, she's just a baby. She wants to play, too!
[in the living room]
I'm such a cute baby.
Why can't I be an only child?
Yeah. Why can't I?
[on the video, Quinn starts to dance and Daria shuts down]
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