I'm glad to see you take such an interest in your daughters, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
Well, it isn't easy raising two teenagers all by yourself... with Jake.
Of course, I like to think the school environment also plays a pivotal role.
Absolutely. Although it would be nice if the students got a little more encouragement. Maybe a bright kid like Daria would have a better attitude. [Ms. Li laughs] Did I say something funny?
With all due respect, I can't think of a prison that could create an attitude like your daughter's, much less a school. No, I always assumed that came from interaction with her parents, or lack of it.
Oh, so you draw a distinction between prison and school? Because from what I've heard, you run the one pretty much like the other.
Ms. Li (offended): I don't have to listen to this!
No, you don't!
Ms. Li (as she leaves the tent): And by the way, you look 50! (Helen's face falls in horror)
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